Getting blood work done at my local hospital the other day I overheard a conversation between a man and his daughter… (she must have been 4 or so) She comes in and is chattering a mile a minute….. I really try to ignore her until what she is talking about penetrates my mind….
kid: But daddy… really…Mommy shaves her hoo-hoo!
dad: Okay, honey. Look, do you want your book?
kid: I came in the bathroom this morning and asked Mommy what she was doing and she said shaving her hoo-hoo. Mommy shaves her hoo-hoo!
dad: Honey, remember when we discussed at-home conversations and outside conversations?
dad: Well, this is an at-home conversation.
kid: Okay, daddy. [Sings to herself quietly] Mommmyyy shaves her hoo-hoooo…
That’s when I got called in for blood work… Darn it…